The Litany of Fury

1 day ago

In The Emperors Name

My Armor is Contempt
My Shield is Disgust
My Sword is Hatred
In the Emperors Name
Let None Survive

1 day ago

America, I’m sorry to report that despite our best efforts, this disease has broken the bonds of our containment measures. It is no longer safe to inhabit larger cities. Safe zones are being established on the outskirts of high population areas and will be open to those not infected.

3 days ago

Eat your heart out bitchez

Notes: 626 / 1 week ago from derpghost (originally from south-park-gifs)

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Notes: 462 / 1 week ago from eyeonspringfield

Ohh yes! That will buy me some time!

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1 week ago

You are not allowed to complain about the state of the planet and/or economy and do nothing to help change or prevent it. Stop trying to rage against the fucking machine and get a job as a cunting environmental lawyer.

Notes: 44093 / 2 weeks ago from vmariewd (originally from koris-vas-qwib-qwib)

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Notes: 22 / 2 weeks ago from vmariewd

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2 weeks ago

I’m going to start a rumour.

I’m going to tell all my friends that I can throw a tennis ball 150MPH. I think a lot of them will believe me. Not the smart ones, because they’ll know that’s ridiculous, but a lot of them will. In like 20 years, my friends will tell their kids that they know a guy who once threw a tennis ball 150MPH, and their kids will be like “Totally! I’m a kid, so I believe everything my parents tell me because they’re grown ups and they know things. That’s awesome that that guy threw a tennis ball 150MPH.” Then like 20 years later, those kids will tell their kids and that their grandfather knew a dude who once threw a tennis ball 150MPH. Some people will be like, “Wait. I don’t really think that’s possible. That like really fast …” But then everyone else will be like, “Don’t be so closed minded. Everyone knows that he threw a tennis ball 150MPH.”

Well guess what. I can’t throw a tennis ball 150MPH.

That’s religion.

Notes: 12 / 2 weeks ago from axelrocknroll